Since they’re takin FOREVER to come out with Elder Scrolls 6, and since this prison has taken Skyrim from us (due to its graphic – AKA fun – nature), I am left to write a fan fiction walkthrough for the game I loved and lost. And, in the only style I know how to write, it will be vastly inappropriate.
(Note: Here in prison, I had to play this epic game on the Xbox360 without HDMI cable and on a 15 inch TV. And it STILL kicked ass. And yet… I do feel I may have missed out on something better.)
(I know, I know, you’re like, ‘Oh I feel SO BAD FOR YOU, Eric! Psh! You shouldn’t get to play video games in prison anyway!’
But know what? You can eat my ass! You sound like a real milkdrinker, you know it?! If you think prison’s so nice, come join us! It’s easy! Especially here in Iowa! You get a Life sentence for simply farting in Iowa!)
(…Loooove youuuu. 🙂 )