Lokian says …
Mom wants me to do Christian comedy. I say there’s no such thing. The best I can do is comedy about Christianity.
Even that’s hard though. I read the whole Bible in jail. Didn’t laugh once.
There’s no better feeling than a fan blowing in your face on a hot summer day.
And I have lots of fans. I’ve been writing for a while now.
I have one of those mental illnesses where I don’t suffer near as much as those around me.
Medusa was sexy – even without a look at her face, a particular part of a man could turn to stone.
Life is so pointless in prison.
The most significant thing I did today was rip a 4 second fart.
And that was only significant because of what it did to my underwear.
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