Author Christine Posted on May 30, 2021June 2, 2021Categories skyrim, videogamesTags   Leave a comment on Opening Sequence

Opening Sequence

Okay then, here’s how I remember the game: Title screen – all black but a dragon icon, a Gregorian choir chanting ♫ Donut King! Donut King! With the choc-late fros-ting! (Or something like that. …It’s close, I know that much.) I start a new game and without even picking my character yet I’m lookin out through his (or her) eyes, ridin on this wooden cart led by horses, sittin next to two dudes, one of which is flappin his gums … Continue reading “Opening Sequence”

Author Christine Posted on May 30, 2021June 2, 2021Categories skyrim, videogames   Leave a comment on The Wildest, Most Inappropriate Skyrim Walkthrough Ever

The Wildest, Most Inappropriate Skyrim Walkthrough Ever

Since they’re takin FOREVER to come out with Elder Scrolls 6, and since this prison has taken Skyrim from us (due to its graphic – AKA fun – nature), I am left to write a fan fiction walkthrough for the game I loved and lost. And, in the only style I know how to write, it will be vastly inappropriate. Enjoy! (Note: Here in prison, I had to play this epic game on the Xbox360 without HDMI cable and on … Continue reading “The Wildest, Most Inappropriate Skyrim Walkthrough Ever”